I don’t like diets. I don’t like the word diet. What diet actually means is “whatever you’re eating” anyway. Yes, Dictionary.com does have one of its meanings listed as something to do with losing weight, but let’s pretend we didn’t just go over and look at that. Besides, that’s like 2 definitions down. Let’s stick with the original meaning here. Whether it’s highfat, low-fat, high calorie, low calorie, whatever, technically, we are all on diets . Cats are on diets. The lizards in my front