Oh look. Everyone's hand is up. What's that? You up the back? Two hands up? Oh I know. Now that I'm no longer working in an office, I have far fewer annoying co-workers. Actually none. But I've had a few doozies, yes I have. Like the angry anorexic girl who would terrorise work experience and make them cry (I fired her). And the sad case of the girl who had a schizophrenic episode and would come into my office to hand me notes saying she knew the cameras were watching her (I contacted her family